Thursday, 5 May 2011

Some ghost jokes



Hope you enjoy these ghost jokes and you find them funny!



I laughed my head off!!!



I challenge you to think of your own ghost jokes! Do you dare?

If you do, leave a comment












52 comments:

juana O olivos said...

hi miss ale, I dont have any ghost jokes, the joke I enjoyed more was the one of:
Q: What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
A: Hello, hello, hello.

good luck, see you on friday !!!

Hugo P said...

Miss Ale
I dont have amy jokes either but I will try to find one.
See you on friday.

Franco S said...

Hello Miss Ale:

I have a ghost joke my family saidnthat they think they heard it somewhere its:
How does a ghost takes it hipo, he looks at a mirror. From all the jokes that you put the best one was:

Q: What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
A: Hello, hello, hello.

See you tommorow.

Clara V said...

Hello Miss Ale,
What a good ghost jokes I told them to my family and every bothy laughed exept for my brother.I cant imagen any ghost joke I am going to think of one and when I get it I am going to tell it to you and I agree with juana and granco that the best joke was: what do you say to a ghost with three heads, hello, hello, hello. It was the one witch made me laugh a lot.I like this tipe of post keep on doing them.
See you tomorrow
Clara V 6A

Fran AL said...

Hi miss Ale, I don´t now any ghost jokes, the one I think is the funniest is:
Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?
A: I scream. (Ice cream)

Marcos said...

Miss Ale:
I am thinking hard of a joke but I cannot think of any one (I am trying to invent one). It is diffilcult, I think I know a very silly joke and it is almost a copy of the ones you have put in the post:
Q: What do you say to a ghost with four heads)
A: Hello, hello, hello, hello
jajajajajajajaja
I'm just joking.
jajajajaja
I think that the best two jokes were: the one I changed and the one that said like this:
Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?
A: I scream (ice cream)
That was the best!

MARCOS L

Inés said...

Hi miss Ale I have a joke but is not so funny.
What internet does the ghost use?
Ghoooost

justo l said...

Miss Ale
I have some but they aren´t very funny:
Q: what does a ghost eat for breakfast?
A: ghost with mermelade(toast with mermelade)
Q:why don´t ghosts wonder around at day?
A: they have to go to ghostool?
Q:Why do ghosts stay at the world of the living?
A:they are afraid to see their mammas at hell

justo l said...

I had some errors in the second one, it was:
Q:why don´t ghosts wonder around at day?
A:they have to go to ghostool( ghost school

Thomas E. said...

I don't know any I tryed alot (like 10minutes) I do'nt know none .... I would like to know one. the one I liked best was the one of
Q:What does a ghost eat for dessert?
A:I scream (ice cream)

Paulina B said...

Oh Miss Ale
I don´t have jokes, and ghosts?? LESS, but I will try to think of one... Really!!
They are very funny, and I also laughed a lot.
Paulina

Ernestina P. said...

Miss Ale
What a fantastic idea to post ghost jokes in the blog there were very funny! The best joke for me was the same as Juana´s and the other one was the one that Francisco Almaraz said!
Well at this time I dont have any good ghost joke at this moment I only have silly jokes but I will look for one or think about it and one of these days I will show it to you!
Ernestina P.

Agus T said...

Hi Miss Ale!
Ja ja ja, they were very funny!! I couldn't invent one, but I'll try and if I have one I'll tell you. For me the best one was the one of
Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?
A: I scream (Ice cream)
Ah, I have got a joke, it's not a very good one, but it's the first one that came to my mind!!
Q: In where does a ghost look for their lost things??
A: Ghost and found (Lost and found)
Hope it was good!!!! jajaja
It was fun making and reading jokes!!!jajaja
See you tomorrow!

Agostina.girassolli said...

Hi miss Ale,
realy I don´t have a ghost joke but im going to think of one and I tell you in school I also agree with Juana Franco and clara I think the best one is, Q:what do you say to a ghost with three heads??
A:Hello, hello, hello
See you on friday

Conrado MF said...

Hi ale
That was really funny but I laughed at the first joke
i cant relly think a good joke.

Gonzalo C said...

they are very funny for ghosts jokes the best one for me is the first one.

andresku said...

Hello Miss Ale, the first and last ghost jokes for me were funny and I liked them very much.
bye Andres ku

Eugenia F. said...

Hello Miss Ale,
I dont have any ghost joke to tell you but I will try to find you, maybe in this section of the blog I will insert to commets, it´s ok??. The one I enjoy most is like Juana said:
Q: What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
A: Hello, hello, hello.
I liked this most because when I heard how the man told the joke it was so funny!! I heard it like three times, at first I didnt like it so much but then when I heard that man told the joke it was so funny!!

Bianca F said...

I enjoyed the one that said:
Q: What amusement park ride does a ghost like best?
A: The roller ghoster. (Roller coaster)
jajajajjj.
I laughed and laughed!!!
Here are some:
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers.(daycare centers).

Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: To Mali-Boo

GianfrancoE said...

Hello Miss Ale good jokes please post more I laugh sometime
See you on monday

Clara G said...

Hi Miss Ale
I don´t have jokes of ghost but I will try to find one I will ask my famaliy if the know one I´ll tell it to you on Monday!
See you next week!
Clara G

Rocío PR said...

Hi Miss Ale
I enjoyed very much the jokes, but i couldn't think one, I will try to think one. The one I enjoyed most was the one of:
Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?
A: I scream. (Ice cream)

Florencia DL said...

Hi Miss Ale i dont have any ghost jokes but yours were very fun i enjoyed them a lot
see you tomorrow
Florencia DL

Tomas .G said...

Hi Miss Ale,
I could not think of any other jokes but the one i liked most was the first one. IT WAS VERY FUNNY!!!
Maybe when i have an idea of a ghost joke i will tell it to you.
Thank you for putting up those jokes.
See you tomorow!

Sofi G said...

I can´t think of any ghost joke...
I´m trying to invent something just I can´t...
The best one for me was:
Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?
A: I scream (ice cream)
See you tomorrow!!!

Ambar T said...

miss ale:
I liked the first one!!
what does a ghost eat for dessert??
Ice scream!! ( ice cream )
I don't have any ghost joke!
see you tomorrow!!

Eugenia.F said...

I know I will comment twice, but remember you wanted somo ghost jokes, here it comes (one of this ones have the same result at the question of the jokes but the question is differnt)
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

A: Dayscare centers.



Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

A: Bamboo.

Q: Who do ghosts go to when the appliance parts in their dishwasher break?

A: To their local Whirlpool parts re-scare-man


Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?

A: A BOO-logna sandwich.


Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: Mali-Boo


Q. What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster.



Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store.

Do you liked them Miss Ale, there not mine I haved found it in a page but I thought there were good.

Eugenia.F said...

Hi Miss Ale,
Sory if one of the jokes have a bad word or an ugly thing, I think this one haves.. Tell me you please cause I thoght no but now I am scared if it haves I didnt made I dont made it on purpose if it haves.. sory if if it haves
This is the joke that I think it haves a bad word or ugly thing:
Q: Who do ghosts go to when the appliance parts in their dishwasher break?

A: To their local Whirlpool parts re-scare-ma

I have another joke that I took it from ine and I am changing the answer it is like this:

What internet does ghost use:
interboo or google boo (google chrome) or interghost or google ghost. I know their are bad

Ariana G. said...

Hi Miss Ale,
My favorite joke was the one of the
Q:What does a ghost eat for dessert?
A: I scream
That one was hilarious! All of them were very good though.

pilar m said...

I have one but is not a good one:
how the best ghost is called?
The ghostastic

Santos L.A said...

Hi miss Ale, very good jokes I think there are very funny.

Miranda C said...

Hi Miss Ale!
They were all very good and funny, but the ones I liked best are the same as Clari V
see you

Lourdes I said...

i liked most of them, but my favourite was:
Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?
A: I scream.
i dont have any ghost jokes.

Lourdes I said...

i liked most of them, but my favourite was:
Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?
A: I scream.
i dont have any ghost jokes.

Juan g said...

I like very much the first one i scream, ice cream. jajaja.

agustin e said...

Miss Ale,
I liked the jokes my favorite was the one of:
Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?
A: I scream. (Ice cream)
I don`t have ghost jokes.

juan ignacio S.S. said...

hello miss ale its iñaki
Q:what does a ghost say when he is hungry.
A:im dying of hunger

hope you enjoy it
see ya'
sincirely iñaki

Pedro A said...

I dont know any ghost jokes

santosm said...

Hi, Miss Ale, I don't have any ghost jokes, but I look for one in google....It's funny!

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

A: Dayscare centers.

Besides, I enjoyed the jokes you posted

Bautista T said...

I dont have any ghost jokes but my favourite ones were:
The one oh Juana O said and the one that Agustin E said.

juli Ch Olivos said...

Hi miss Ale:
I liked all the jokes.
They weren't very funny but I liked them.
See you tomorrow at school,
JULI

Manuel said...

I enjoyed a lot those jokes. Here is one:
Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: Make a fright turn at the corner.

Anonymous said...

I dont know eny joke of ghosts, and I never heart one.

Gaborg said...

i got a joke but it is not good:
Q.What do you say to an invisible ghost?
A.Wont see you tomorrow.
The joke i most liked was the one of: What does a ghost eat for desert, i scream.

Roxie W. said...

Miss Ale,
HA HA HA! I liked the one of the roller ghoster. But I didin´t understand the one that said:
Q:What do you say to a ghost with three heads.
A:Hello, hello, hello.
I do not have any ghost jokes but I will think about it.
See you soon!

Buy Essays said...

I dont have any ghost jokes but your post is really interesting ans caused me to laugh a lot.

Sofi C 6A Olivos said...

Hi Miss Ale,
I have just invented one. It´s not so good but it´s funny!
Q: When is a ghost fat?
A:When he dies fat!! JaJa!
hope you enjoyed it!
I have another one but it has nothing to do with ghosts!
Q:who steals the soap from the bathroom?
A:the robber ducky !!
bye see you tomorrow!
Sofi C

juan B said...

Hi miss ale!!!!
I like the ghosts. But the best for me is the first one, the forth one and the six oneth.I love I scream!! then the roller ghoster. its very fun but in one part I thought that you write the emding of each word in ghost.

Mariano P said...

their are realy funy and quite dum HA HA HA

Teo V said...

Hi Miss Ale, I read the comments with my borther and we laughed a lot, they are amzaing. i don´t have any ghost joke but I liked the one of
Q: What does a ghost eat for desert?
A: I scream (ice cream)

matias o said...

Hi miss Ale
the jokes were very funny and "scary"

look this joke:
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

to Dayscare centers.

Alex D said...

Hi miss Ale I know only 1 but it is very funny that was:
Question: What is a ghost's favourite dessert?

Answer: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream!

ajajajja